welcome to the agencyverse

creative chaos. strategic suffering. mild satire.

enter if the brief made you cry

what am i looking at?

Agencyverse is a sentient case study. It gained awareness somewhere between the sixth version of a deck and the third “quick regroup.”There are characters.
There’s lore.
There’s also a browser extension that yells in Comic Sans.It’s where burnout breeds creativity, chaos gets a brand, and every bad meeting becomes a story worth telling.The microsite drops soon.
We’d apologise, but we’ve used our quota.

Known entities

Meet a few of the anomalies from Timeline #A31.
Some of them work here. Some of them make it worse.

internal agents

#CC32
[ASSET: CHAOS-ARCHIVIST]Senior copywriter / cheerful menace.Fixes decks, tracks apologies, dreams of arson. Main character energy. Possibly unstable. Invented this timeline.

#AA29
[ASSET: APOLOGIST-ORACLE]Strategist by trauma. Empath by default.Insights hit hard. Apologies come harder.
Cracked once in a brand workshop. Still delivered the deck.

#AX31
[OPERATIVE: CLIENT-FACER]Content producer turned solo AE.Unnervingly competent. Holds the line between “approved” and “not worth it.”
Could run the agency. Won’t. For now.

#HX35
[TACTICIAN: FURY-CORE]Performance lead. Spreadsheet whisperer.Outwardly calm. Internally screaming.
Wields dashboards like weapons. Still believes in logic. Barely.

external threats

Accountus Clientproxy
[INTERNAL: DELAY ENTITY]Master of the late forward.
Special move: “gentle reminder” with no context. Somehow always in the loop, yet never accountable.

The Know-It-All Client
[REDACTED: STRATEGIST-SLAYER]Thinks they “get marketing.” Doesn’t.
Cites trends from 2017. Kills ideas, revives them two weeks later like it’s new.

The Client With No Budget
[THREAT CLASS: VALUE-VAMPIRE]RM500 brief, national campaign expectations.
Cites “just viral enough” as benchmarks. Asks for VO in 3 languages — post final render.

The Client Who Wants It Viral
[ENTITY: ALGORITHM-BAITER]Brief? Unknown. Timeline? Undefined.
Wants 1 million views, preferably “organically.” Last seen asking if it can “pop more.”

incident archive

Extracted from corrupted timelines
What you're seeing has already happened
What comes next might be worse.

[#0041] — [REDACTED: STRATEGIST-SLAYER]
Client wanted a world-class campaign for RM500.
Asked for Mandarin, BM, and Tamil VO after final was sent.[#0056] — [REDACTED: RIGHTS-DENIER]
Client used copyrighted music they "found online."
Then asked us to boost it. Then blamed us.[#0063] — [REDACTED: DEADLINE-WARPED]
Internal delay caused by "deck still exporting."
24 hours later, it was still exporting.[#0083] — [REDACTED: VISION-EATER]
“We want something 'slick', but for insurance. In BM.”
Also: “Can it go viral?” Also: “Add dancing.”[#0101] — [REDACTED: FENG SHUI-STRATEGIST]
Strategy postponed due to internal feng shui realignment.
The plants had to be moved before the thinking could begin.

> Access to the full archive will be granted. Eventually.

tools + tactical delusions

because reality is optional.
especially in advertising

the motivational quotes extension™

"A floating Comic Sans quote saved me. Then destroyed me." - #CC32A browser extension that injects unhelpful motivational quotes into your screen at random intervals to block out your intrusive thoughts about quitting.
Categories include:* Burnout Fuel
* Productivity Lies
* Client Logic
* Strategy SpiralFeatures:
☠️ Pop-ups.
☠️ Fake hope.
☠️ Optional dark mode.Launch date TBA.
Subscribe to be notified when this launches on the Chrome Web Store

end (?)

You’ve hit the end. Or a fork. Maybe a low-res fork stuck in buffering.The full Agencyverse drops soon:
🌀 Microsite. 🗃️ Archives. 🧩 Lore. 🛠️ Tools.
Possibly a keynote delivered by a sentient deck template.Enter Waiting Room
→ Get alerted when the launch fractures reality.
→ No spam. Just pure strategic chaos.